alexxphoenix42:

I have a few lists that should have something to your taste, friend …

Johnlock Dirty Talk

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/156083333138/hey-youre-amazing-i-dont-know-if-youve-done

John Watson’s Big Dick

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151975782703/john-watsons-big-dick

Hot Sexy Times

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151971236665/can-you-make-a-list-of-the-hottest-johnlock-fic

Fifty Shades of Johnlock – BDSM

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/155443576228/do-you-know-of-any-fifty-shades-type-fics-but

Johnlock tries out something kinky

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151261269769/hey-there-with-the-undercurrents-art-making-its

Rimming Fic Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151653880855/um-there-are-a-lot-of-johnlock-rimming-fics

Butt Plugs & Shameless Sex

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153303144853/3-words-butt-plug-fics-also-your-fic-rec-lists

Filthy Kinky Smut

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151006035447/alexxphoenix42-the-filthy-kinky-smut-fic-recs

Blow Jobs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/155644737873/any-real-good-johnlock-blow-job-fics

johnlocked-in-portland:

alexxphoenix42:

When I
started posting Sherlock fanfics with over 5,000 kudos on AO3, I came up with
19 fics. Since then, we’ve moved up to 47!
I get soooo excited to see new additions. (However, I am STILL not gonna read
“Alone on the Water” and you can’t make me 😉  Also, yay, one just clicked
over MERE minutes ago!!   – Aug. 2017.

++++

The
Internet Is Not Just For Porn by cyerus, 1.9 k, gen. John is Sherlock’s internet boyfriend – from CANADA.
No one thinks he’s real.

Nature
and Nurture by
earlgreytea68, 203 k, mature. The British Government accidentally clones
Sherlock Holmes. Which brings a baby to 221B Baker Street.

Performance
In a Leading Role by Mad_Lori, 156 k, explicit. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winner in the
midst of a career slump. John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in the
rom-com ghetto. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new independent drama,
will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance make its way into
the real world?

What
Meets the Eye by
worldaccordingtofangirls, 8 k, mature. Amnesia is just another case to solve.
Piece together unfamiliar faces, reconstruct the old identity, the lost
reality. A challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. He can read people like
books. The man with the silver hair is his boss. The tottering old woman, his
landlady. The girl with the worried look in her eyes…infatuated. And as for
John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

A
Cure For Boredom by
emmagrant01, 81 k, explicit. They’d never talked about sex in the year they’d
known each other. Well, that wasn’t quite correct: Sherlock had never said a
word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.

and
stand there at the edge of my affection by coloredink, 2 k, gen. “You’ve written love
letters,” Sherlock asserted.

The
Progress of Sherlock Holmes by ivyblossom, 62 k, explicit.  “I
had,” he said, “come to an entirely erroneous conclusion, my dear Watson, how
dangerous it always is to reason from insufficient data.”

The
Real Meaning of Idioms by feverishsea, 21 k, teen. After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock.
He doesn’t expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn’t expect Sherlock to keep
texting him. And he really doesn’t expect things to spiral out of control so
rapidly.

26
Pieces by
Lanning, 28 k, explicit. Mycroft gives Sherlock the apparently simple task of
solving a puzzle box containing a stolen microchip. It isn’t simple.

Hitting
the Water at Sixty Miles an Hour by what_alchemy, 30 k, explicit. “You love your
mother, Sherlock?”John watched the muscles in Sherlock’s jaw jump. He nodded in
one sharp jerk. “Then we’re going to her party and making her happy.” John let
out a resigned sigh. “As a ruddy couple,
you bastard.”

A
Study in Intimacy by doodle, 5 k, teen. People don’t touch Sherlock Holmes, not like they
touch other people.

Saving
Sherlock Holmes by
earlgreytea68, 139 k, mature. Sherlock Holmes, schoolboy. Yeah, that basically
sums it up.

Once
More, With Feeling by cellard00rs, 21 k, teen. To put off his meddlesome, matchmaking
mother, John convinces Sherlock to play the role of his significant other.
Unparalleled awkwardness ensues.

All
the Best and Brightest Creatures by wordstrings, 188 k, explicit. Sherlock sent Jim
Moriarty to prison for killing Carl Powers at age ten. This is the story of the
consequences.

Alone
On the Water by
Mad_Lori, 7 k, gen. Sherlock Holmes never expected to live a long life, but he
never imagined that it would end like this.

State of Flux by Atiki, 24 k, explicit.
John’s marriage is over and he is finally back home (i.e. at Baker Street,
where he belongs). Sherlock is awfully insecure and John is awfully hesitant,
and they’re both awkward idiots, of course, but they figure it out. Many First
Times happen.

Shadows
on the Wall by
AraSigyrn,18 k, teen. John came back from Afghanistan
psychic.
Spoilers to The Great Game

The
Whore of Babylon Was a Perfectly Nice Girl by out_there, 32 k, explicit.  Sherlock walks into a room and takes all the
space right out of it. He does the same inside John’s head.

The Gilded Cage by BeautifulFiction, 326
k, explicit. In a world where Omegas are the property of the elite Alphas,
locked away and treasured by those wealthy enough to buy them, John never
questioned his flatmate’s secondary gender. Sherlock Holmes was an Alpha
through-and through. Wasn’t he?

Two
Two One Bravo Baker by abundantlyqueer, 114 k, explicit. Captain John Watson of 40 Commando,
the Royal Marines, is assigned to protect and assist Sherlock Holmes as he
investigates what appears to be a simple war atrocity in Afghanistan.

Off
on the Wrong Foot by Unloyal_Olio, 31 k, explicit. John and Sherlock aren’t flatmates.
Instead, John gets a job in Bart’s morgue, and Sherlock attempts to abscond
with body parts. Which is just not on.

The
Detective and the Demon by oreganotea, 2 k, gen.  “Every
demon on record is described as either monstrously terrifying or breathtakingly
beautiful,” Sherlock says. “I have never heard of a demon with a forgettable
face and a propensity for ugly jumpers.”

The
Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst, 58 k, explicit. John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes
should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But
Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan that
will resolve the issue. The results will determine who wins the prize. But
sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected
consequences.

The
Heart On Your Sleeve by flawedamythyst, 5 k, teen. Sherlock stared at the imperfect circle on
his left wrist in horror, then sat down on his bed with a bit of a thump. After
over thirty years, his heartmark was finally showing activity. This was not
good.

Left by lifeonmars, 45 k,
mature. John Watson is left-handed. He’s tried not to let it affect his life,
but as any Lefty knows, that’s almost impossible.

The
Sum of Us (Mostly Calculated by Everybody Else) by Linpatootie, 9 k, teen. John decides to
come out. More or less. Not that he’s gay or anything. He’s just bumming his
flatmate.

A
Quiet Murmuration by cathedral_carver, 4 k, teen. Just pay me back with one thousand
kisses.

Dilaudid by Lintilla, 62 k,
explicit. In a world where omegas are coveted by the most exclusive alphas,
John Watson chooses to live undercover. With the help of medication, John lives
as a beta letting no one know his true nature. After moving in with Sherlock
Holmes, the most amazing alpha he’s ever met, he wonders how long he can keep
his secret.

I’m
Not Actually A Pervert by dorothydonne, 7 k, explicit. John Watson isn’t actually a pervert.
Really. He’s just a bit sexually frustrated. Honestly, he’s never done anything
like this before.

Dear John by wendymarlowe, 23 k,
explicit. With Sherlock dead, John eventually (under duress) makes a profile on
an online dating site. And falls into a long-distance relationship with an
enigmatic partner who reminds him of Sherlock in all the right ways. (Hint: it
turns out to be Sherlock.)

The
Quiet Man by
ivyblossom, 157 k, explicit. “Do you just carry on talking when I’m
away?”

Let
You Kiss Me (So Sweet and So Soft) by out_there, 8 k, gen. The first time Sherlock
kisses him, John keeps his eyes open, and so does Sherlock, and mostly, he
wonders what Sherlock could possibly be up to. There’ll be some logic to this.

Electric
Pink Hand Grenade by BeautifulFiction, 67 k, explicit. “If Sherlock’s brain is a hard
drive, then these attacks are an electro-magnetic pulse.” Sherlock Holmes
does not do anything by half, not even a migraine. It falls to John to witness
one of the greatest minds he has ever known tear itself apart, and he must do his best to help
Sherlock pick up the pieces.

Acceptable Behaviour by bbcatemysoul, 3 k,
mature. Sherlock isn’t really sure why John wants to shag him, but he’s certain
that if he’s careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuaded to keep
doing it. In other news, John is a good boyfriend and Sherlock is an idiot.

Curious
Case by
Cleo2010, 44 k, explicit. After burning his hands, Sherlock’s unable to release
his ‘tension’ in the usual manner. Who should he turn to? His totally,
completely straight friend and flatmate who’s totally not into Sherlock or his
boy parts at all. Definitely.

echoes
through time by
chellefic, 21 k, explicit. Mummy sends a trunk from the Holmes cottage in
Sussex to 221B. Its contents alter the way John and Sherlock see themselves and
one another.

you
are a paradigm by
1electricpirate, 10 k, mature. Sometimes, only sometimes, when Sherlock is
very far away and absolutely guaranteed not to return for at least three hours,
John sits on the sofa and lets the tea make itself. In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently)
omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.

Applied
Linguistics by
what_alchemy, 4 k, mature.  “He wants to
shake John by the shoulders, wants to open his mouth and swallow John whole.
Wants to marry him.” Sherlock searches for the right words.

Amenable by Resonant, 6 k,
explicit. You certainly never forgot who you were kissing with Sherlock.

Learning
Curve by
allfinehere, 41 k, mature. John is a Kindergarten teacher. One of his students,
a boy named Henry Holmes, refuses to speak in school. John is determined to get
to the bottom of it, and that is how he meets Sherlock Holmes.

The
Loss of Flesh and Soul by deuxexmycroft, 69 k, mature. WIP. Five years after John Watson puts
the murderous Sherlock Holmes behind bars, a vicious copycat killer emerges. A
reluctant John is pulled out of retirement to seek the expertise of the only
man who can help, a man who has developed an unsettling obsession with John
himself. Crossover with Red Dragon/Silence of the Lambs

Lifetime Achievement by Mad_Lori, 47 k,
explicit. John Watson has just won an Oscar and gotten engaged in the same day.
Now what? (Sequel to “Performance in a Leading Role”)

Seven
Moons by
ladyflowdi, 66 k, explicit.  “This is
happiness?” John asks, utterly heartsick, holding up his wrists and rattling
the chains. “You’ve sold me for six gold mines and protection along the
northern border.”

Working on the Edges by earlgreytea68, 56 k,
mature. No matter where you put Sherlock and John, they click. Including the
Winter Olympics.

A
Terrific Soporific by antietamfalls, 11 k, teen. Sherlock, a long-time sufferer of
insomnia, is forced to share a bed with John at a hotel while on a case. To his
astonishment, he finds that spending the night next to John helps him sleep and
becomes determined to maneuver himself back into John’s bed.

Midnight
Blue Serenity by
BeautifulFiction, 151 k, explicit.  When
Sherlock infiltrates a club in order to track down a serial killer, his altered
appearance is enough to make John question his assumption that Sherlock is
beyond his reach. However, is he the only one who appreciates his flatmate’s
charms, or is Sherlock at risk of becoming the next victim?

He’s
Not Paid Enough to Deal with This Shit by janonny, 9 k, teen. One of the first things John
did was to write up step-by-step instructions on how to conduct a proper job
interview before handing it over to Mycroft for his perusal. There were no
kidnapping, deserted car parks or stolen therapy notes anywhere on that list.

And we get to read all this gloriousness FOR FREE. Fanfic writers, we salute you, we love you, you are brilliant, amazing, incredible. 💖💖💖

alexxphoenix42:

Hey nonny, how about this …

Hot Sexy Times

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151971236665/can-you-make-a-list-of-the-hottest-johnlock-fic

Gun Play

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/158627546308/have-you-got-an-ask-about-a-gun-kink-fics-im

Johnlock Dirty Talk

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/156083333138/hey-youre-amazing-i-dont-know-if-youve-done

Sherlock & Lingerie

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/158051153088/panty-kink-fics

Chair Sex

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/159075642083/chair-sex

Praise Kink (John praises
Sherlock)

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/157497633908/hello-i-was-wondering-if-you-had-any-praise

Favorite Kink Fic

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/164337128958/what-are-your-favourite-explicit-rated-fics

Realistic-feeling BDSM

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/165137704368/hey-what-do-you-think-are-the-best-bdsm-fanfics

Porny Shorts (Under 5 k)

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/157190269303/hey-there-first-of-all-a-big-thank-you-for-all

Sharing Fantasies

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/160174126913/your-fic-recs-are-so-great-thanks-for-taking-the

Alexx’s Hot & Steamy Favs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/159205065228/whats-the-steamiest-hottest-fic-youve-ever

inevitably-johnlocked:

Hi Lovely!! 

You know, I know I’ve read quite a bit of fics with the tight spaces scenario, but only two come to mind right now because I just recently re-read them to add to my fic rec lists:

• Just a Kiss by emmagrant01 (E, 19,695w. || Case Fic, 5+1, For a Case) – Five times John and Sherlock kissed because of a case and one time they kissed for real. (Chapter 7 is the one you want :D)

• Closeted by sussexbound (T, 6,115 w. || Love Confessions, Truth or Dare, First Kiss) – John and Sherlock end up trapped in a closet overnight while on a case. John has an idea on how to pass the time. Part 1 of Intimacy

And Here’s a few with Dirty Talk:

• Onomatopoeia by aquabelacqua (M, 6,904 w.|| Sherlock POV, First Time/Kiss, Chair Sex, Hair Pulling, Dirty Talk) – Something is the matter with John. Sherlock is determined to figure out what it is. Mark his words.

• Perfect Solo by Itsallfine (E, 2,384 w. || Frottage, Fantasy, Sex Toys, Dirty Talk, Solo) – Sherlock couldn’t decide how he wanted to have John that night. (The one where Sherlock uses his box of sex toys to take himself apart in every way John might have him.) 

• Sherlock and John Go Clubbing by wendymarlowe (E, 4,717 w. || Dirty Talk, Coming in Pants / Untouched) – John pinched the bridge of his nose – even for Sherlock, this was a new level of no bloody boundaries. “You want me to go with you to a gay club, wait around twiddling my thumbs while I let you get pawed by a criminal, then out-flirt him and talk you into coming home with me instead?” Part 32 of John and Sherlock’s Kinky First Times

• A Brand of Gold by aquabelacqua (M, 12,757 w. || Sex / Dirty Talk, Phone Sex, Solo, Pining, POV John) – What am I doing? he wondered. The answer came back at once: Flirting. He let the vital, missing piece snap into place as surely and as cleanly as if it had always been there. He was flirting with Sherlock Holmes.

• There’s Something Living in These Lines by teahigh (orphan_account) (M, 4,676 w. || Pining, Angst, Love Letters, UST, Dirty Talk, Hiatus) – Two men, complete opposites in almost every way, who speak only in letters and pages torn from books.

• And if you say the word, I could stay with you by CaitlinFairchild (E, 12,842 w. || Domestic Fluff, Dirty Talk, Anal, Fluff and Smut) – What Sherlock thinks is, On the day I die, be it in a dirty alley at forty or in my bed at eighty, the last thing I will remember is tonight, the way you looked at at me on the snowy pavement, cheeks pink with the cold, breath puffing in frosty white clouds, your heart in your eyes and snowflakes in your hair. I will remember that single perfect moment in my life, that moment I knew I had everything I ever wanted, and whatever happens next, I will die content. What he says is simply, “Marry me.”

• A Cure For Boredom by emmagrant01 (E, 81,665 w. || Dirty Talk, Threesomes, Light Dom/Sub, Sex Club, Experiments, Anal, Mildly Dubious Consent) – They’d never talked about sex in the year they’d known each other. Well, that wasn’t quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.

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I hope this list suffices a bit! As always, feel free to add some of your faves, Lovelies! 

alexxphoenix42:

Hey friends, I know there are folks out there who love the fluff. Here’s a round-up list of all the fluffy, cuddly, sweet johnlock fic recs. 🙂

Keep reading

alexxphoenix42:

Hey lovelies, for those who need a little smut in their reading, I have a glorious, wicked, delicious roundup of all my sexytimes fic rec lists!

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