Five Times John Noticed But
Didn’t Reallyby ScandalousMinds, 6 k, teen. 5 times John
(thought) he noticed something peculiar about his and Sherlock’s relationship
but really missed the obvious.
The Doctor and the Bloggerby
AmphigoricSymphony, DemonicSymphony, 21 k, explicit. Sherlock Holmes tests the
quality of street drugs in London and blogs about it. John Watson is a doctor at
the only facility Mycroft hasn’t put Sherlock through yet…
Ennuiby bittergreens, 6 k, explicit.
Sometimes, the only cure for boredom is rough sex. In which Sherlock is a
little shit and we learn that everyone has a breaking point, even John.
What You Wantby songlin, 2 k, explicit. Why ask
for what you want? Dull. Sherlock enjoys pushing John.
Distraction From Distraction by
philalethia, 2 k, explicit. Sherlock is bored and wants John’s attention. So he
dresses in a collar and a tail plug and sets out to be a distraction. Yet
another pet play story.
Bless Your Filthy Little Mouth by
taylorpotato, 2 k, explicit. (Locked to AO3 users.) A bored Sherlock Holmes can
mean a lot of things. Bullet holes in the wall. Fires. A frantic search for
cigarettes. But this time, apparently, it means John’s going to get a lot of
dirty phone calls.
Hitting
the Water at Sixty Miles an Hour by what_alchemy, 30 k,
explicit. A beautiful lyrical piece of heaven. John agrees to pose as
Sherlock’s date on a week-long birthday trip for Mummy Holmes with Mycroft in
tow for comic relief. They explore the Hebrides islands of Scotland touring
ruins and bird-watching. Amid the beautiful, haunting scenery, John finally
admits how he feels about Sherlock.
What
to do When Your Flatmate is Homicidal by
hyacinth_sky747, 58 k, explicit. This work is divine silliness. Through a
stream of consciousness from Sherlock ostensibly writing in a diary, we see the
lives of John and Sherlock as they build a relationship together. All I can say
is “glow in the dark condoms for John’s sexual needs.” This work is sweet,
weird, sexy, adorable and addictive with lots of fluff, but watch for the
sucker punch of feels slipped in near the end.
Perpetual
Motion by Fay(orphan account), 75 k, explicit. Virginlock.
Sherlock is asexual, or perhaps demi-sexual, and John is not gay. Maybe he’s
bisexual, or perhaps really just Sherlock-sexual. It’s hard to tell. The lines
get all muddled when little games start to get out of hand. Through the fights,
a month-long orgasm denial challenge for Sherlock, and a trip to view the house
he inherits from his grandmamma, things get real